Vanessa Hudgens did not get pinched yesterday
Vanessa Hudgens at Pressed Juicery in Studio City (3/17)
As you know, yesterday was St. Patrick’s Day, and I hope you didn’t think you were gonna pinch Vanessa Hudgens, because she wore a green hat and those pants. And when Vanessa’s done with those pants, she can turn them into curtains for anyone with a house in Fort Lauderdale born before 1930. Seriously Vanessa, can you never wear those pants again? Maybe you can burn them.