Joe Simpson is gay, you say? Are you absolutely sure?
Joe Simpson outside Jimmy Kimmel Live! studios in Hollywood (3/6)
According to Flynet, Jessica Simpson’s dad Joe was “accompanied by a younger male friend” yesterday to watch her taping of Jimmy Kimmel Live! in Hollywood. Wait a minute, I see what they’re doing here. They’re implying that those pesky gay rumors about Joe are true because he has a new “young male friend.” Look, I know lots of straight white men — a bunch of Navy SEALs, lumberjacks, construction workers, etc. — that wear blue suede shoes that match the exact color of their hip vest jacket . . . no, but seriously, Joe could be wearing a dick in his ass and it wouldn’t look any gayer than he does in these pics.