Joe Simpson outside Jimmy Kimmel Live! studios in Hollywood (3/6)

According to Flynet, Jessica Simpson's dad Joe was "accompanied by a younger male friend" yesterday to watch her taping of Jimmy Kimmel Live! in Hollywood. Wait a minute, I see what they're doing here. They're implying that those pesky gay rumors about Joe are true because he has a new "young male friend." Look, I know lots of straight white men -- a bunch of Navy SEALs, lumberjacks, construction workers, etc. -- that wear blue suede shoes that match the exact color of their hip vest jacket . . . no, but seriously, Joe could be wearing a dick in his ass and it wouldn't look any gayer than he does in these pics.

*10 Joe Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Joe Simpson Gay Shoes 1
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[FameFlynet]
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