Jennifer Love Hewitt in The Client List

Jennifer Love Hewitt still thinks this is 1997 and I Know What You Did Last Summer was just released, because she told USA Today that she thinks her boobs are worth $5 million. Via the Daily Mail:
"I need, like, an insurance invitation," the amply-charmed 34-year-old said in a USA Today video. "If somebody was like, 'Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,' I'd be like, 'Do it. Love it! Why not?' These things right here are worth $5 million!"
Oh boy, this is awkward. Look, Jennifer is fighting the good fight, but she peaked years ago. She's closer to 43 than 23. Is her rack nice? Well, sure it is . . . for a midday stripper who hasn't seen a Saturday night shift in months. $5 million insurance for those knockers is a bit excessive, even though the girls are holding up well. Jennifer should consider it a blessing that she even has breasts, unlike that North Korean rabble-rouser Lucy Liu. Boooo! Get out of our country, you breastless troublemaker!

*15 Jennifer Love Hewitt boobs pictures total in the gallery:

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  • festie

    if she never shows em, who gives a fuck? she's fukin delusional. hollywood needs to stop giving her and jennifer aniston any roles until they drop trow. ive got more respect for the average stripper or call girl. at least they acknowledge why they get the cash. fuck this self indulgent egomaniacal twat

  • YouSee

    Want them in my mouth now...

  • Erik

    She's freaking perfect in these pictures. God damn it!

  • QueenieMeanie

    Mine are better.

  • Pat_Loudoun

    I really hope she does the inevitable Playboy spread before they drop.

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  • lakawak

    You get the feeling that celebslam's editors haven't seen breasts in their lives.

  • good hands allstate

    tits amazing,tits wonderful but whats her deductable

  • ksh3366

    I'd protect them with my life!!!

  • MacKenzie Hawkins

    I think highly of her rack. They look perfect for covering my face as I motorboat away!


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