Dina Lohan is writing her memoirs

Dina Lohan told the New York Daily News over the weekend that she's working on her memoirs. Expect heavy plagiarism from Wikipedia . . . and I don't even mean her Wikipedia page.

"It's totally cathartic, but my kids are like, write the book already. So I think it's time. I'm doing it more for my children than for me to shed light on what really went down when Lindsay was little and what she had to deal with. It's actually my life story, not about Lindsay and not about my ex. ... I'm from A to M. ... I guess I'm at M at this point; I don't know. Not at Z yet."

What the hell is White Oprah writing, a pamphlet on being a shitty mom? Of course this book will focus on Lindsay, and maybe even a line or two regarding the eventual demise of her sister, Skeletor Lohan. Dina has had absolutely nothing to offer society after the Disney kid fell out of her man-trap. Unless she admits to spiking Lindsay's Frosted Flakes with cocaine, the book will be about as popular as Tori Spelling's line of beauty products.

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