Lindsay Lohan at the amfAR New York Gala at Cipriani Wall Street (2/6)

Lindsay Lohan destroyed the $1750 Theia dress she borrowed for the amfAR gala earlier this month, you say? Why I simply don't believe it. Seems like more lies spread by the liberal media to besmirch Lindsay's reputation. From Us Weekly:
Shear madness? Lindsay Lohan wore a gorgeous, beaded, floor-sweeping gown by Theia to an amFAR event on Feb. 6 in NYC, but by the time she returned it, the dress was half its original length.

"She said that the dress had ripped [at a club after the fundraiser] -- she couldn't possibly wear it like that -- so her stylist friend went to the club bouncer and requested some scissors to repair the torn part of the dress," a source tells Us Weekly. "But what bouncer has scissors? She turned it into a mullet! She's out of control and behaving really badly."
What exactly were the dopes at Theia thinking when they let Lindsay "Rough Patch" Lohan borrow a dress, expecting it returned in good order? They should be happy that it was only shredded and not returned like the rest of Lindsay's clothes: covered top to bottom in Red Bull, Grey Goose, and semen. You know what? That last comment was a low blow. Lindsay can't afford Grey Goose.

*22 Lindsay Lohan dress pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Torn Dress 1
  • Lindsay Lohan Torn Dress 2
  • Lindsay Lohan Torn Dress 3
  • Lindsay Lohan Torn Dress 4
  • Lindsay Lohan Torn Dress 5
  • Lindsay Lohan Torn Dress 6
  • Lindsay Lohan Torn Dress 7
  • Lindsay Lohan Torn Dress 8
  • Lindsay Lohan Torn Dress 9
  • Lindsay Lohan Torn Dress 10
  • Lindsay Lohan Torn Dress 11
  • Lindsay Lohan Torn Dress 12
  • Lindsay Lohan Torn Dress 13
  • Lindsay Lohan Torn Dress 14
  • Lindsay Lohan Torn Dress 15
  • Lindsay Lohan Torn Dress 16
  • Lindsay Lohan Torn Dress 17
  • Lindsay Lohan Torn Dress 18
  • Lindsay Lohan Torn Dress 19
  • Lindsay Lohan Torn Dress 20
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  • BJ'S KNEEZ

    a dress that long is bound to rip under the strain of Lindsay's knees while performing ORAL to club goers as payment


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