Lindsay Lohan at the amfAR New York Gala at Cipriani Wall Street (2/6)

Lindsay Lohan destroyed the $1750 Theia dress she borrowed for the amfAR gala earlier this month, you say? Why I simply don't believe it. Seems like more lies spread by the liberal media to besmirch Lindsay's reputation. From Us Weekly:

Shear madness? Lindsay Lohan wore a gorgeous, beaded, floor-sweeping gown by Theia to an amFAR event on Feb. 6 in NYC, but by the time she returned it, the dress was half its original length.

"She said that the dress had ripped [at a club after the fundraiser] -- she couldn't possibly wear it like that -- so her stylist friend went to the club bouncer and requested some scissors to repair the torn part of the dress," a source tells Us Weekly. "But what bouncer has scissors? She turned it into a mullet! She's out of control and behaving really badly."

What exactly were the dopes at Theia thinking when they let Lindsay "Rough Patch" Lohan borrow a dress, expecting it returned in good order? They should be happy that it was only shredded and not returned like the rest of Lindsay's clothes: covered top to bottom in Red Bull, Grey Goose, and semen. You know what? That last comment was a low blow. Lindsay can't afford Grey Goose.

*22 Lindsay Lohan dress pictures total in the gallery:

[FameFlynet]