Lindsay Lohan leaving Dan Tana's restaurant in West Hollywood (1/30)

Even though she's worth literally less than nothing, Lindsay Lohan is still acting like she's rich or something. Just a few hours after her court appearance last week, she tweeted a picture of a lavish diamond necklace. In related news, if you live in L.A. and are missing a lavish diamond necklace, contact the LAPD at 1-877-275-5273. Via Contact Music:
In distinct contrast to all of her money-woes, Yahoo reports that she posted a photo on twitter of an enormous diamond necklace, with a lit cigarette, adding the caption: "Smoke like a lady." Perhaps she didn't get the memo that ladies don't smoke. Also, ladies that have a bunch of diamonds but can't pay rent, don't broadcast they have a bunch of diamonds.
What a difference a decade makes. Way back in Hollywood's golden era, circa 2003, Lindsay was on her way to being the original Scarlett Johansson/Jennifer Lawrence/Natalie Portman. Now she's like every other McDonald's/Burger King/Taco Bell cashier, writing herself those "one day I'll be a success and buy this for real" notes. Hey, it's a step up for LiLo -- last month she would have stolen the necklace and framed the black kid who took her seat on the bus. One day at a time, kids. One day at a time.

*15 Lindsay Lohan pics total in the gallery:

  • Lilo Diamond Necklace 1
  • Lilo Diamond Necklace 2
  • Lilo Diamond Necklace 3
  • Lilo Diamond Necklace 4
  • Lilo Diamond Necklace 5
  • Lilo Diamond Necklace 6
  • Lilo Diamond Necklace 7
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  • Lilo Diamond Necklace 10
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  • Lilo Diamond Necklace 15
  • RonJeremy

    I wish she would just hurry up and do porn, I'd love to see that face and tits take a cumshot!

  • dina

    I bet she wants that banana in the ash tray she's pointing to but the way she is clutching her bag she probably knows there is too much stolen stuff in it already and her dirty fingernails are a nice touch

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