Kim Kardashian leaving her home in Beverly Hills (2/22)

According to Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian is having a girl --oops, I meant Us Weekly. According to Kris Jenner, Kris Jenner would never betray a family secret like that for money.
Start buying little leather dresses! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West just found out they're expecting a baby girl, a source close to the pregnant reality star tells Us Weekly exclusively.

"They're over the moon!" a source close to the first-time parents-to-be tells Us. "Kanye always wanted a girl. He is so excited. It's really cute how excited he is."
This is like a dream come true for me . . . and for Kris Jenner. With her cross-promotional savvy, I can only imagine how wet Kris got when she started calculating potential product endorsement opportunities. We already know that Kim's up for anything, so child-whoring is not off the table. Expect the new line of KKK products to include:

  • Victoria's Toddlers Secret
  • Fisher Price's "My First Oopsie Cam"
  • Mott's Valtrex-Flavored Juice Boxes
  • Spermicide Jolly Ranchers
I already bought the domain rights to all of these, Kris, so get in touch with my lawyer and schedule a sit down with me.

*20 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Baby Girl 1
  • Kim Kardashian Baby Girl 2
  • Kim Kardashian Baby Girl 3
  • Kim Kardashian Baby Girl 4
  • Kim Kardashian Baby Girl 5
  • Kim Kardashian Baby Girl 6
  • Kim Kardashian Baby Girl 7
  • Kim Kardashian Baby Girl 8
  • Kim Kardashian Baby Girl 9
  • Kim Kardashian Baby Girl 10
  • Kim Kardashian Baby Girl 11
  • Kim Kardashian Baby Girl 12
  • Kim Kardashian Baby Girl 13
  • Kim Kardashian Baby Girl 14
  • Kim Kardashian Baby Girl 15
  • Kim Kardashian Baby Girl 16
  • Kim Kardashian Baby Girl 17
  • Kim Kardashian Baby Girl 18
  • Kim Kardashian Baby Girl 19
  • Kim Kardashian Baby Girl 20
[FameFlynet, WENN]
  • Rebeldutchess

    And who says?,the slow and stupid can't breed...

  • dr.bob k dead obgyn

    if this kid inherits her mothers ass a new extra extra large version of Pampers will have to be invented ,a good name would be GIGANTERS : the finest diapers for large ass children of fame whores

  • Crazy_Hater

    Awesome, just what the world needs is another half-breed fucking cunt! She'll probably be born with STDs because we know the jackass and bitch are both fucking infected. Shit, the world just got another fucking!!


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