Hayden Panettiere leaving the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood (1/11)

Hayden Panettiere hooked up with her old boyfriend, 6'6" Ukrainian boxer Wladimir Klitschko, again over the holidays and now her friends are starting to throw out the "L" word . . . and I'm not talking about "long." Seriously, what's Wladimir packing down there? A foot? From Life & Style:
Hayden Panettiere's giving her relationship with Wladimir Klitschko another shot! Life & Style can reveal that the Nashville star, 23, is back together with her ex-boyfriend, 36.

"Hayden's so happy," a pal gushes to Life & Style. "They're definitely in love again and tighter than ever ... They have been traveling together. He's even planning to visit her while she films in Nashville."
Damn it, how can I be mean to these two? There're in love, so who am I to judge Hayden and the Frankenstein Monster? It's not as if their relationship is any more or less weird than what George Clooney and Stacy Keibler share, or Woody Allen and Soon Yi Previn, or even Kim Kardashian and the urinals at the Source Awards. It's all about enduring love, people. What is love, you ask? Well, as far as Hayen and Wlad are concerned, love is surviving the pinksocking without needing stitches. Yes, I'm a romantic at heart.

*5 Hayden Panettiere pictures total in the gallery:

  • Hayden Panettiere Its Love 1
  • Hayden Panettiere Its Love 2
  • Hayden Panettiere Its Love 3
  • Hayden Panettiere Its Love 4
  • Hayden Panettiere Its Love 5
[Pacific Coast News]
  • Capital_7

    If a regular sized human man were to try to sleep with her now she'd think he accidentally dropped a cashew in her lap. She's wrecked.

  • Jean Morel

    Why do we all assume his shlong is huge? Isn't the common joke that big athletes have tiny pricks?

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    we assume his shlong is huge because she is a clearly a size whore. she has a deep dark giant fetish thing going on and I am sure she wants the complete experience

  • master yoda

    I hate to think of that gorilla pounding her butt when i have been available to do so all this time.

  • BillGatesIsYourDaddy

    you would just flop around inside it. 23 years old and gaped like a 55 gallon drum.


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