Sofia Vergara and Nick Loeb leaving their hotel in Miami Beach (12/30)

Sofia Vergara and her fiance Nick Loeb rung in 2013 with arguing, screaming, and even "pushing and shoving," according to some witnesses. "Happy New Year, you fucking bitch!" From the New York Post:
Sofia Vergara's fiance Nick Loeb was thrown out of a Miami club after they had a heated argument, Page Six has exclusively learned. Witnesses said Loeb and the stunning actress began arguing in the VIP section of hot new Miami Beach club Story in the early hours of today. One said there was "some pushing and shoving" before the fight was broken up.

One witness told us, "Nick appeared to get really angry after Sofia took a picture with a stranger, and started screaming at her. Nick had to be pulled off Sofia by security. Her dress got torn in the melee. This happened right in front of everyone in the VIP section. Four security guards grabbed Nick and threw him out of the back door of the club, with Sofia following behind." It is believed the couple then returned to their hotel.
Wow, that was quick. From what I understand, Nick's New Year's resolution was to not physically assault the hand that feeds him -- but luckily for him, Sofia has a little Rihanna in her. I'm not gonna lie to you kids, I'm having a really hard time wrapping my enormous intellect around this relationship. I'll just go ahead and email my close personal friend, super-nerd Dr. Michio Kaku, to get to the bottom of this.

Update from Dr. Kaku: Nick Loeb is hung like potted cactus.

*15 Nick Loeb and Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:

  • Sofia Vergara Fiance Fight 1
  • Sofia Vergara Fiance Fight 2
  • Sofia Vergara Fiance Fight 3
  • Sofia Vergara Fiance Fight 4
  • Sofia Vergara Fiance Fight 5
  • Sofia Vergara Fiance Fight 6
  • Sofia Vergara Fiance Fight 7
  • Sofia Vergara Fiance Fight 8
  • Sofia Vergara Fiance Fight 9
  • Sofia Vergara Fiance Fight 10
  • Sofia Vergara Fiance Fight 11
  • Sofia Vergara Fiance Fight 12
  • Sofia Vergara Fiance Fight 13
  • Sofia Vergara Fiance Fight 14
  • Sofia Vergara Fiance Fight 15
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