OH MY GOD LOOK AT THOSE MASSIVE THINGS

Paris Hilton arriving to the People’s Choice Awards in L.A. (1/9)

You may not know this, but aside from her wonky eye, the only thing that Paris Hilton is truly self-conscious about is her huge, lumberjack-like feet (because there’s nothing that she can do about it), so naturally I try to make fun of them whenever possible. That’s her at the People’s Choice Awards on Wednesday night. Wow. Things are so big that she needs a permit to take them out in public. Things are so intimidating that even Cain Velasquez won’t fight her.

[Pacific Coast News]

January 11, 2013 - 10:30 am