Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis walking their dog in the Hollywood Hills (1/7)

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are getting serious -- Ashton's already promised to cheat less than he normally does and now the two are house hunting in Chicago. From In Touch:
A source close to Ashton tells In Touch, on newsstands now, "They're looking to buy a place together in Chicago." The couple fell in love with the Windy City while visiting during Christmas and have been busy checking out real estate ever since.

"They want a turn-key apartment overlooking Lake Michigan," says the source. Ashton, 34, and Mila, 29, also love that Chicago isn't too far from Ashton's hometown of Cedar Rapids, Iowa, where his family still lives.
Is moving to Chicago a good idea? The city is a freakin' war zone these days, and I'm fairly sure that the gangbangers won't be intimidated in the least by Ashton the douchy camera salesman. Don't get me wrong, nothing would bring a warm smile to my face like hearing that Ashton took a .22 slug to the thigh, but I'd hate to see Mila get caught in the crossfire. As much as I want to bang Mila, an ugly exit wound scar would kill the boner . . . I'm lying, it wouldn't.

*10 Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis pictures total in the gallery:

  • Mila Ashton Chicago Condo 1
  • Mila Ashton Chicago Condo 2
  • Mila Ashton Chicago Condo 3
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  • Mila Ashton Chicago Condo 8
  • Mila Ashton Chicago Condo 9
  • Mila Ashton Chicago Condo 10
  • Curious

    Are they trying to kill poor Demi. Will they invite her over for a threesome?

  • Matt Valdez

    I thought she was supposed to be "Sexiest Woman Alive?" Ummm she looks like a bum, she'd look amazing if she actually tried.

  • cripsblood

    they are wearing hoodies so all they have to worry about is guys like George Zimmerman

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