That’s not how you ski, Madonna

Madonna in Gstaad, Switzerland (12/30)

I couldn’t think of a more fitting way to ring in the new year than to make fun of a self-aggrandizing 54-year-old who’s never actually skied before but, in her own mind, is already as good or better than Lindsey Vonn. Watch out kid — don’t get within grabbing distance! Little boys’ souls are her favorite to harvest for youthful vigor and energy!

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January 2, 2013 - 6:30 am