That's not how you ski, Madonna

Madonna in Gstaad, Switzerland (12/30)

I couldn't think of a more fitting way to ring in the new year than to make fun of a self-aggrandizing 54-year-old who's never actually skied before but, in her own mind, is already as good or better than Lindsey Vonn. Watch out kid -- don't get within grabbing distance! Little boys' souls are her favorite to harvest for youthful vigor and energy!

*21 Madonna pictures total in the gallery:

  • Madonna Skiing 1
  • Madonna Skiing 2
  • Madonna Skiing 3
  • Madonna Skiing 4
  • Madonna Skiing 5
  • Madonna Skiing 6
  • Madonna Skiing 7
  • Madonna Skiing 8
  • Madonna Skiing 9
  • Madonna Skiing 10
  • Madonna Skiing 11
  • Madonna Skiing 12
  • Madonna Skiing 13
  • Madonna Skiing 14
  • Madonna Skiing 15
  • Madonna Skiing 16
  • Madonna Skiing 17
  • Madonna Skiing 18
  • Madonna Skiing 19
  • Madonna Skiing 20
[INF Pictures]
January 02, 2013
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  • Crazy_Hater

    Stupid BITCH don't you know you're suppose to go down the hill on your fugly face and save us all? Dumb-ass CUNT!

  • SEAN PENN

    Kabbalah ski school ain't working Madge "I 've fallen and I can't get up" call AARP0

  • SEAN PENN

    Kabbalah ski school ain't working Madge "I 've fallen and I can't get up" call AARP

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