Charlie Sheen’s new girlfriend, Georgia Jones
Charlie Sheen is dating yet another porn star. He’s been spotted in Cabo San Lucas with “Best All-Girl 3-Way Sex Scene of 2011″ nominee Georgia Jones (playing the piano, above). From Us Weekly:
On Monday, Dec. 31, the hot-and-heavy couple were spotted sharing a sexy smooch outside Sheen’s villa in the exclusive Los Cabos community. Jones, clad in a denim romper, held her cigarette in one hand and a beer in the other, as her drama-prone beau leaned in for a kiss.
Sheen and Jones rang in 2013 together at his newly opened Cabo bar, El Ganzo, where the actor threw a wild New Year’s Eve bash with pals Slash (of Guns N’ Roses and Velvet Revolver fame) and Rob Patterson (of Korn).
Is this really news anymore? Of course Charlie’s dating a porn star — it’s Charlie Sheen we’re talking about here, not Jonathan Lipnicki. The man has a death wish. If he insists on sticking his dick into every toilet that winks at him, who are we to stop him? Let’s just do what we’ve been doing for the last couple of years and continue to take bets on when and how Charlie will be dead. I’m still going with a massive cerebral hemorrhage stemming from skiing on a mountain made entirely of cocaine. The only real bet where you can still lay down good odds is whether Charlie will be found in a pool of his own waste before or after Lindsay Lohan is found in a pool of her own waste.