Bill Russell is not Morgan Freeman

During ABC's telecast of Barack Obama's inauguration this morning (wait, isn't he already President?), George Stephanopoulos spotted Morgan Freeman in the crowd. Which was news to Morgan Freeman, because that's Boston Celtics' legend Bill Russell. Racist asshole. I'm surprised he didn't start throwing chicken and waffles at him. "Booooooo, who invited you?"

  • gee stepon allofus

    George also said that black men have rhythem and can tap dance really good but they can't take it in the butt like a Greek midget

  • Crazy_Hater

    Black is Black.

  • Suckrateezze

    Greek men can't jump or dunk but they can bend over

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