Eva Longoria might be pregnant

Eva Longoria furniture shopping in North Hollywood (1/5)

Flynet says that Eva Longoria either ate too much on New Year’s Eve or might be pregnant after she was spotted trying to hide her stomach with an oversized jacket while shopping on Sunday. So who’s the father? My guess is Kanye West. His seed seems to be pretty strong lately. And the revelation would make for a great premiere to the new season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. “My daughter is crushed, but my bank account is more powerful than ever . . . excellent,” Kris Jenner thought, as she sat in total darkness, petting her hairless cat.


Tags: Eva Longoria
January 8, 2013 - 9:00 am