Paris Hilton and her boyfriend River Viiperi out and about in Miami (12/6)

  • baron hilton

    quick get River [if thats his real name, it's probably Spanky] to the pediatrician for a childs size herpes happy vaccine and send Paris to the Army germ warfare and bio weapons lab at Ft. Dietrich,Md.

  • Crazy_Hater

    Step right up, get your Free STD today!!

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