IRS to Pam Anderson: 'We need to talk'

Pam Anderson leaving Valley Ice Center in Panorama City, CA after practicing for the British reality TV series Dancing on Ice (11/12)

The federal government wants Pam Anderson to bend over -- and not in the way she's used to. From the New York Daily News:

Pamela Anderson has been hit with a sizable pair of tax bills. The former "Baywatch" babe is facing a new $259,395 federal lien filed in August and a follow-up state tax lien for $112,118 filed in September -- both for the 2011 tax year, the Los Angeles County Recorder confirmed Monday. Her rep had no immediate comment

Wait a minute, how does Pam owe so much money? Doesn't a person need to make money before he/she can owe taxes on it? Pam's career ended more than 10-years-ago and, last time I checked, you don't pay taxes on Social Security benefits (and looking like a zombie isn't taxable unless you're actually a cast member of The Walking Dead). Hell, Pam doesn't even have a checking account. The only banking she does is sperm banking.

*15 Pam Anderson pictures total in the gallery:

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taxmanny

Miss Anderson, apparently your vagina never declared any incum oops income from your honeymoon video so with interest accrued that will be $4,901,568.32 not including depreciation , wear and TEAR

Frank

MILF alert

Luke

An enduring American Beauty.

Ed

She looks so much better without the trashy makeup.

Brad

I swear every year that goes by, Pam just gets sexier and more beautiful. She is so amazing.

Jus Saying

It's a political revenge. Pam voted for Romney and dissed the first lady. The WH can't put a hit out on her, so they do the next best thing. They sic the IRS on her. Pam is doomed.

Get Real Fool

Clearly you're an idiot of epic proportions

Jus Saying

Clearly you are a liberal, insofar as you are resorting to vile and hurtful name calling