Miley Cyrus at the 'Christmas Creampies' concert on Saturday. No, really.

Miley Cyrus at the 'Christmas Creampies' concert on Saturday. No, really.

Miley Cyrus at Borgore's Christmas Creampies concert held at the Fonda Theatre in Hollywood (12/8)

Miley Cyrus was the featured performer at the "Christmas Creampies" concert in Hollywood on Saturday night. No, really. I didn't make any of that up. Within the past month, Miley has befriended a porn star and now performed at the "Creampies" concert. Wow, I wonder what she has in store for 2013? I'll take a guess: The first celebrity sex tape with hardcore anal.

*20 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

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