Kanye wants to take Khloe under his wings

Khloe Kardashian heading to a gym in Miami (10/12)

According to the new issue of Star, Kanye West has found a new fashion project: Khloe Kardashian. Is he a masochist or something? From the tabloid:

Tired of his girlfriend Kim’s constant fashion fails, the rapper and designer is turning his attention to Khloe: “She’s been living in her sisters’ shadow for so long, it’s nice to finally get the attention,” says a spy. Kim’s love of tacky, tight dresses has made her an outcast with high society, but Khloe’s chic new style is a hit. “Kanye introduced Khloe to Vogue’s Anna Wintour, who shunned Kim. Kimmy is jealous, but she had her chance!” (Print Edition – 11/19)

Now here’s some hope and change I can believe in. We should all thank Kanye for finally recognizing that people of Khloe’s, ahem, “size” can be fashionable, too. Designing clothing for the very wide-shouldered is something that’s been a long time coming, and every one from WNBA players to pre-op trannies to the Sasquatch population of the Western Colorado Rockies owe West a hearty “thank you” for lending his limited talents to the problem. If there was ever gonna be a line of clothing meant to give Polo Ralph Lauren a run for its money, Chewbacca Kanye West will be the one to do it.

[Pacific Coast News]

December 6, 2012 - 6:30 am