Khloe Kardashian heading to a gym in Miami (10/12)

According to the new issue of Star, Kanye West has found a new fashion project: Khloe Kardashian. Is he a masochist or something? From the tabloid:
Tired of his girlfriend Kim's constant fashion fails, the rapper and designer is turning his attention to Khloe: "She's been living in her sisters' shadow for so long, it's nice to finally get the attention," says a spy. Kim's love of tacky, tight dresses has made her an outcast with high society, but Khloe's chic new style is a hit. "Kanye introduced Khloe to Vogue's Anna Wintour, who shunned Kim. Kimmy is jealous, but she had her chance!" (Print Edition - 11/19)
Now here's some hope and change I can believe in. We should all thank Kanye for finally recognizing that people of Khloe's, ahem, "size" can be fashionable, too. Designing clothing for the very wide-shouldered is something that's been a long time coming, and every one from WNBA players to pre-op trannies to the Sasquatch population of the Western Colorado Rockies owe West a hearty "thank you" for lending his limited talents to the problem. If there was ever gonna be a line of clothing meant to give Polo Ralph Lauren a run for its money, Chewbacca Kanye West will be the one to do it.

*10 Khloe Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Khloe Kardashian Sans Makeup 1
  • Khloe Kardashian Sans Makeup 2
  • Khloe Kardashian Sans Makeup 3
  • Khloe Kardashian Sans Makeup 4
  • Khloe Kardashian Sans Makeup 5
  • Khloe Kardashian Sans Makeup 6
  • Khloe Kardashian Sans Makeup 7
  • Khloe Kardashian Sans Makeup 8
  • Khloe Kardashian Sans Makeup 9
  • Khloe Kardashian Sans Makeup 10
[Pacific Coast News]
  • master yoda

    This is a misprint. All he wanted to know was what she was willing to do for a bucket of wings.

  • Crazy_Hater

    Looks like they finally found Big Foot!

  • Reggie

    Threesomes are awesome and Kanye is more than man enough to take on two Kardashians at once, and make both of them squeal in delight. Kanye is a street warrior and a super stud.

  • Crazy_Hater

    Kanye is a fucking PUNK! I'll bet these two Hos could beat the shit outta that lame-ass poser. Fuckin Cunt!

  • rodan

    you sure that isn't Rosie O'Donell there are'nt wings big enough to fit over any of them

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