Ashton and Mila have trust issues

Ashton Kutcher at a Thai massage parlor in L.A. (12/10)

According to INF, that’s Ashton Kutcher scrolling through Mila Kunis’ phone yesterday after the two got massages in L.A. and he finished first. I don’t know what he expects to find. Mila and I are old school adulterers — we do everything through the US Mail. “Aw yeah baby, you make me so fucking hot when you write in shorthand.”


December 11, 2012 - 1:45 pm