Teresa Palmer in Hawaii (7/15)

Note to Russell Crowe: You could totally bang Teresa Palmer if you wanted to. Sweet. From Star:
Fresh off his split from wife Danielle Spencer, Russell Crowe is being chased by fellow Aussie Teresa Palmer, who herself was jilted by hunky beau Scott Speedman. Says an insider: "Teresa is looking for a really big fish to date since boyfriend Scott dumber her. To be blunt, she's looking to snag an older, super rich guy and isn't afraid to be a home wrecker."

"She'll only be satisfied hen she's a part of the super elite," whispers the mole. "She's sure Russell will want to do that for her. She even jokes that she'll be the perfect replacement because she looks so much like Danielle." (Print Edition - 11/12)
And there you have it. The first graduate from the Kim Kardashian Shameless Celebrity Seeker Attention Whore School and Free Clinic is this Aussie chick who wants fat, over the hill, former actor Russell Crowe to goo all over her lower back. Teresa will probably get a reality show out of this, and to that I say mazel tov, but if Russell intends on getting back to being near the top of the Hollywood food chain, then staying away from pigs like this is the only way to go. Remember, Russell played Maximus in Gladiator, which makes him a badass who still deserves respect.

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  • Bob Price

    Why do photo sets like this NEVER appear in the chronological order in which they were shot? When these images came out of the camera, their filenames would have been sequenced in the order they were taken, but they are NEVER EVER EVER published that way. Who changes them and why?

  • Vloggerazzi

    Gotta respect a golddiggin' beeotch to own up to what she is without excuses. She after the wrong guy. She should set her sights on Robert Pattinson since she kind of resembles Kirsten Stewart but actually has a body of a girl.

  • She is totally doable.

  • Ben

    Why would he want to? She is not that hot, kind of ordinary looking.


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