Paris Hilton and her boyfriend River Viiperi arriving at Sixty-Six club in West Hollywood (11/8)

Sorry Lil Wayne, you now have about as much street cred as Honey Boo Boo. Paris Hilton tends to have that effect on people. Via Contact Music:
Socialite Paris Hilton has achieved a dream collaboration with Lil Wayne after the hip-hop star recorded a rap for her latest music project. The hotel heiress released her self-titled debut album in 2006 and is now hoping to make a return to the music industry with a new record. Hilton previously touted Lil Wayne as her ideal studio partner, and even asked him about a possible collaboration when she was tapped to interview him for a U.S. magazine last year. It now looks as if the star's dream has come true - Lil Wayne has contributed a rap to Hilton's new track and filmed an appearance in the video.

During the song, reportedly titled Last Night (I Wanna Bang You), the Lollipop hitmaker raps raunchy lyrics with a reference to Hilton's famous sex tape, One Night in Paris. He raps, "Last night I had fun with her/ I got 99 problems, not one with her/ Excuse my French, but fuck the cameras/ I wanna spend a night in Paris."
Now I see why Lil Wayne retired recently. Once the Jack Daniels and cough syrup wore off, he realized that he used up all his street cred by collaborating with Paris Hilton (whose nether regions also happen to be all used up). I have to laugh, I just can't believe that this idiot wasted what's left of his professional integrity by helping Paris Hilton take one last shot at being a legitimate celebrity. Collaborating with Al Qaeda would have been more respectable than this horseshit. For doing such a thing, Lil Wayne deserves his spot in the wastelands of history. Good riddance and good day, sir.

*5 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton Uncool 1
  • Paris Hilton Uncool 2
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  • Paris Hilton Uncool 5
  • alistz

    this tard thinks lil wayne used to be cool.

  • Mackeral

    Paris gets hotter looking every day. I lust for her

  • mr pants

    nice knee pads Paris,I bet all your pants come with them now assume the position and swallow

  • child protective services

    Paris Hilton pedophile trolling junior high schools for her next STD,crab and herpes victims, why she is America's Jimmy Savile put River on a milk carton and issue an amber alert

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