Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied out and about in Paris (6/18)

Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied's wedding was only in August, but already their marriage might be in trouble. Look Benjamin, it was just an innocent handjob -- Natalie and I both agreed that it didn't mean a thing. Wait that's not what we're talking about? From Life & Style:
Benjamin Millpied was at the top of his game as a sought-after choreographer and principal dancer with New York City Ballet. But on the Left Coast -- the base of Natalie Portman, the real breadwinner in the family -- he's been floundering, and insiders say he's grown resentful as a result.

Notes an insider, "in New York, Benjamin may have been a star, but here he's just viewed as Natalie's plus-one! Natalie has grown increasingly frustrated with Ben because he's not a very present father to Aleph. She's always the one getting up with the baby - she just doesn't feel she's getting the support she needs." (Print Edition - 11/12)
Of course Natalie's marriage is in trouble -- she really slummed for a husband. This Benjamin Millpied Millipede Millepide guy is about as big a nobody as you could find to marry. Natalie's pretty dumb for a smart person -- how does she not know the fact that a woman cannot EVER elevate a man to her status? Don't believe me? OK, I guess we didn't just go through the Kevin Federline or Frodo Baggins Aguilera era. Quick question: Who is Queen Elizabeth married to? Exactly. Nobody knows or cares, and I wouldn't be surprised if the Queen herself was on that don't care list. Nat, next time you get married, you need to set your target a little higher than a dance instructor . . . like say a garbage man, or the guy that cleans the bird cages at Petco.

*20 Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied pictures total in the gallery:

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  • Mike

    if women have problems with guys of "lower" status it will be quite difficult to have a good career and a husband they respect.

  • obe wan

    Benjamin Millpied was at the top of his game as a sought-after choreographer and principal dancer with New York City Ballet. I'm sorry but if that statment does'nt send up warning flags GAY GAY GAY,Padme first Anniken and now Mr. light loafers


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