Madonna and Lourdes Leon in France last year

Madonna bought her daughter Lourdes an apartment on Manhattan's Upper East Side for her 16th birthday. Nice. Nothing is more entertaining than an absentee mom suddenly trying to buy her daughter's love. A source told the Daily Star:
"Lourdes was thrilled. She wants it done up to her taste and then it'll be decided who shares with her and when she moves in."

The apartment is located is a few blocks from her family home on the Upper East side of Manhattan and also near the Kabbalah Centre - which Madonna and Lourdes are regular visitors to.

Madonna paid for the property is undisclosed but it is "in a secure block with a lot of security and access to a swimming pool and gym."
Wow, Madge bought her kid an apartment for her birthday? That sorta reminds me of my 16th birthday extravaganza . . . well, almost. Just replace the "bought an apartment" part with "got a handjob from a Tijuana hooker" and you're right there. Madonna buying her daughter an apartment is just the rich person way of kicking her kid out of the house. She must have gotten sick of watching Lourdes bounce around her mansion singing Lady Gaga songs, which no doubt made her feel really fucking old -- as well it should, because she is really fucking old.

*25 Lourdes Leon pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lourdes Leon Bikini Pics 1
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