Kelly Clarkson: "I have a boyfriend now. Fuck it."

Kelly Clarkson says she has a boyfriend now so fuck all that dieting bullshit. In fact, fuck trying to even maintain her weight. Morbid obesity, here she comes! From In Touch Weekly:
Kelly Clarkson would rather enjoy life with her man than live in the gym. The American Idol alum, who revealed in May that boyfriend Brandon Blackstock was her motivation to drop 30 pounds, now tells In Touch that she's in love and easing up on the exercise.

"Now that I have him, I don't have to do that anymore!" Kelly tells the new issue of In Touch, on newsstands now.

"I was working out pretty heavily for a while -- like over two hours a day. That's a frickin' lot!" Kelly says. "But then I just got burnt out. I've been so busy working that I haven't put any weight on -- but I'm sure I will!"
Oh yeah, this is what every boyfriend in a new relationship wants to hear. Maybe next Kelly will give away all her money, stop showering, and go start panhandling on the streets of New York. "My boyfriend says he's not with me for the money and I believe him because he's the opposite sex and he shows me just a little bit of attention which means he's in love with me! Oh that reminds me, I have to go make his car payment."

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  • Valentino

    A reminder to all guys: it's a good idea to go for the chubbier girls because they're alot hungrier for cock and don't have illusions they can pull a Ryan Gosling level hunk. However never ever forget that she will never be wife material: so don't ever fall in love or be in a relationship with a chubby cutie too long. You're just going to wind up with a boring fat cow that no longer hungers for your cock but for buckets of KFC instead.

    Summary: cute chubby single chicks will suck your schlong dry pretty early into the relationship, but don't ever have long relationships with them because they will ultimately become a sexless pig if they think they snared you.

    Happy hunting and fucking!

  • Moxy

    This is some great reporting.

  • Morricone

    But I thought Kelly said "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." At least she does in that song I've been hearing every goddamn day for 8 months. You lie, Kelly. YOU LIE!

  • TMZ-EMT

    later on her Kelly had to call the EMT'S to extricate her boyfriends head which was trapped between her thunder thighs and cottage cheese butt cheeks, the jaws of life were used and his condition is critical , thank god this wasn't Kim K


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