Jessica Simpson is pregnant again

Us Weekly says "Christmas is still nearly four weeks away, but Jessica Simpson got her biggest present early: Another baby on the way!" Um, I think they're implying that the present is that she now gets to eat whatever she wants over the holidays. What assholes. From the mag:
"It definitely wasn't planned. But yes, Jessica is pregnant again," a source reveals to Us. The surprise baby-to-be is the second for the singer and Fashion Star mentor, 32, and fiance Eric Johnson ... She really is overjoyed!"
It "definitely" wasn't planned? Wait, so Eric literally jumped out of the bushes one day and forcibly impregnated Jessica on the sidewalk against her will? Are you trying to tell me Eric Johnson is a violent rapist? Or did they just have sex without a condom one night? Which is called "planning."

*5 Jessica Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Simpson Pregnant Yet Again 1
  • Jessica Simpson Pregnant Yet Again 2
  • Jessica Simpson Pregnant Yet Again 3
  • Jessica Simpson Pregnant Yet Again 4
  • Jessica Simpson Pregnant Yet Again 5
[FameFlynet]
  • robsright

    And that, my friends, is the way that you get out of a contract with a weight loss company when you realize you've gotten in over your head!

  • whatever

    omg, it has hooves.

  • Sally

    If only more celebs would have multiple children

  • burger king

    and there was joy and celebration in the McDonalds and Wendy's boardrooms

  • Manny

    This is a good thing. She has a body built for having lots of babies. Jess is helping to keep our population up. All celebs should have at least four babies before they are forty.


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