Amanda Bynes gets naked during tanning salon visit

An eyewitness tells In Touch that, during a recent visit, Amanda Bynes walked into the lobby of a tanning salon completely naked. Oh my gosh -- she is absolutely nuts . . . doesn't she know tanning salons can give you skin cancer? From the mag:
Amanda Bynes caused quite a scene during a recent visit to Beach Bum Tanning in NYC. An eyewitness tells In Touch that the troubled starlet shocked customers when she appeared in main salon area -- completely naked! After purchasing a Mystic spray-tan session, the 26-year-old was set up in a private room -- but it wasn't long before Amanda strode back out into the main salon area in search of goggles.

Only problem: She wasn't wearing any clothes! "She walked out of the room completely naked," the eyewitness tells In Touch. "She didn't seem to care that everyone saw her naked. She seemed totally out of it. She took her time walking back to the Mystic room, dragging her fingers along the wall and smiling at customers who passed her. There was definitely something wrong with her."
God, I love Amanda Bynes. Her free fall to Crazytown is gonna leave one hell of a crater; an amazing feat because unlike the phony attention whores, Amanda is legitimately losing it. Remember old ladies Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian? Those "leaked" porn tapes were professionally recorded and edited. Sure, Britney Spears had an epic meltdown, but I noticed that the gurney used to cart her to the rubber room was awfully comfortable -- fake. Hell, Lindsay may actually have Evian Spring Water in those water bottles she always seems to be carrying. How does Amanda top them? Like a boss, with full tits and bush in public, comrades. And according to my dad, there's nothing finer than ex-Nickleodeon gash (I would ask Justin Bieber but how the hell would he know?). Now if anyone at Beach Bums had the common sense and professional courtesy to take pictures of Amanda's snapper, please forward them to: I can't pay you, but I will send you an autographed 8x10 of my self. And some would say that that's even better than cash.

*10 Amanda Bynes pictures total in the gallery:

  • Amanda Bynes Nude Tanning 1
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  • Sprmcandy

    Killer legs.

  • afdsgwegeawg

    Jesse James is GAY
    just ask Quentin Tarrantino

  • zero

    She won't get naked in public, but she'll gladly do something to end up in rehab...


  • $9530041

    Thanks for wasting my time asshole.

  • PIX PIX PIX.......... WE WANT pix

  • Justin

    Maybe Amanda didn't give 2 shits about who saw her. Who cares. It's not like she touched anyone. She even smiled at people. Maybe she was just confident in her body. You just don't know.

  • Marcie

    It's Sunday on the west coast, and we still have not heard for Amanda. We are praying she came through Sandy alright.

  • Manfred

    Amanda is somewhere in NYC. Pray for her.

  • A Fan

    We know its not true Amanda, We love ya and are praying for your safety.

  • Mandy

    Amanda never has and never will do public nudity or nude photos/videos. She is a good wholesome girl.

  • Mike

    Dirty rotten liable. Totally untrue and In Touch is gettin a big ole lawsuit on their hands for it. Who do they think they are, the New York Times?

  • judge boobbeee

    I believe she left her clothes in her car which she can't drive anymore ,stupid traffic laws

  • DavidH

    Where are those pics? Everybody has a phone with cam nowadays, where is a phone cam when you need one

  • Zorbitor

    Paris Hilton's tape looked like a raccoon on a night vision surveillance camera

  • Jenny

    Amanda's Sunday School Class has been praying for her. The poor girl was in NYC when Sandy hit. We have not heard from her since. Was she able to find shelter, was she washed away by the flood waters, is she trapped somewhere in a Manhatten high raise without food or water. Amanda please call home.

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