Taylor Swift is rich, bitch
Taylor Swift shopping on Portobello Road Market in central London (10/4)
Reminder: Taylor Swift has way more money than you. From The Sun:
Taylor Swift definitely has her chequebook with her in London. She
splashed out $80,000 on antiques in a five minute spree in Notting Hill
on Wednesday. She popped into antique dealer Alice’s on Portobello Road
with her boyfriend Conor Kennedy.
A source said: “She wandered
into Alice’s and dropped $48,000 then went up the road and spent another
$32,000. She was only in there for about five minutes. About half of
what she bought was for her, the other for Conor. She bought a drawing
of a shark, some old medicine bottles and a pinball machine for him.”
Holy shit! Taylor Swift blew through that much cash in five minutes without being busted for possession? I can’t wait to see what Lindsay Lohan tweets (assuming her head didn’t explode when she heard this). I’m actually fine with this, I really am. Taylor is living her life like an episode of Storage Wars in an effort to impress a douchy Kennedy. I, on the other hand, go dumpster diving looking for things I can resell. An original copy of Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Witness Protection on DVD? 10 cents richer, baby!