Sofia Vergara at the 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live (9/23)

Look, I love Sofia Vergara talking about her rack all the time (see here, here, and here), except when she says stupid shit like she wishes she had Gisele's prepubescent tits. She told the October issue of Lucky Magazine:
"I know [my breasts] have opened doors for me; let's be real. But I so hate when I see Gisele and she is wearing a tiny little tank top with no bra, like, 'Oh, I just threw this on. I look so cute.' If I wore that, I would look like I was pregnant or a fat stripper."
Oh, Sofia. You own a set of the most perfect 32F breasts in the world -- please don't slap God in the face by lying about not wanting them. Do you think that Gisele looks at her mediocre tits and says, "I'm sure happy that I don't have enormous, delicious knockers like Sofia Vergara"? No, she doesn't. Gisele might as well be a 12-year-old boy compared to you (as I'm sure Tom Brady would tell you if you gave him a minute). Trust me when I tell you that if you looked like a fat stripper, the "fat stripper look" would be next summer's hot fashion trend. Trust me, I've stared at your tits for so long that I'm starting to see the future.

*20 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:

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