Scarlett Johansson at Tod's party during Paris Fashion Week (10/1)

Scarlett Johansson is single again. After dating for the past eight months or so, she and boyfriend Nate Naylor have split up. Probably because he's a pussy. From the Daily Mail:

Sultry Hollywood actress Scarlett Johansson has broken up with her boyfriend Nate Naylor.

The 27-year-old Lost In Translation star, left, met the dashing advertising executive in January - after splitting up with  52-year-old actor Sean Penn - and the romance progressed quickly, with Nate, 38, all but moving into her Manhattan apartment. But last month she was pictured cuddling up to and holding hands with her ex-boyfriend, actor Jared Leto, 40, during a speech at a political rally in North Carolina.

"They never officially lived together, but Nate has moved all of his stuff out and back into his apartment," says a source. "The relationship is over. It has not been amicable."

My friends, I know what this looks like, but let me assure you that Scarlett is not -- I repeat NOT -- in Jennifer Love Hewitt Land. I know, there are certainly many similarities, but the story is in the differences. Here are some examples for your viewing pleasures: Both are butterfaces; both have supernaturally spectacular tits; both were hotter a few years ago than they are now; and both like to go slumming when looking for Mr. Goodbar. The differences? Scarlett at least tries to dress like a woman, whereas Jennifer is in full Larry David frump mode. Scarlett still has a chance to pull out of this tailspin, but if we see her pumping her own gas wearing flip flops and a sweatsuit from the 1970's, then we can consider her a lost cause.

*15 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

[FameFlynet]