Rihanna thinks everything's cool now

Rihanna leaving her hotel in London (9/27)

According to Rihanna, we all have short memories, because she thinks it's no big deal that she's pretty much dating Chris Brown again. He does seem like a nice boy. Very polite when he's not "punching [you] in the face and arms [and placing you] in a head lock positioning the front of [your] throat between his bicep and forearm [and] applying pressure to [your] left and right carotid arteries causing [you] to be unable to breathe [until you] begin to lose consciousness." From the Chicago Sun Times:

Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together. The duo's "run-in" at a New York club was no accident, and I'm hearing the couple not only talk daily but are constantly trying to figure out ways -- and places -- where they can connect in person.

You mean like at a Jay-Z concert?

Though many of Rihanna's fans still are horrified over the idea she can even consider going back to the boyfriend who was so abusive to her, I'm also hearing the R&B queen thinks enough time has passed and she no longer has to worry about any kind of negative fan reaction.

You know, maybe it's time we get past the incident. I know, it was an awful situation, but even Rihanna thinks enough water ran under the bridge to forgive, so maybe we should be good Christians and spread God's love, too. After all, if Chris Brown can forgive Rihanna for being such a stupid bitch, why can't we? Nah, I'm totally kidding. Fuck him. If he was on fire, I wouldn't even piss on him.

*20 Rihanna pictures total in the gallery:

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Frank

Did anyone ever stop to think that maybe Rihanna like pain, and getting a beating. Maybe it gives her more intensives Big Os. Some women are like that.

Mafume

Rihanna is very intellegent and has good taste in clothes, bling and men.

George

What a stupid fucking clueless cunt. Too much money, not enough brains. Bitch if you had an IQ above a single digit you'd know better than to hook back up with that Piece-of-Shit Chump Brown. If he's beats the shit outta you again you got no one but your own Stupid Ass to blame.

sugar ray riahanna

yah man I gots me rope-a-dope and fast footwork workin for me man bring on dat cinderella man cause he's goin down in the 6th

Herman Bumfudle

and here comes the part where he blames you, robyn for sending him mixed signals, both in private and public. its a wonder he didn't try to kill your boyfriend, right.

Shamani

The most beautiful woman in the world and a talented, and polite, street warrior being together is a good thing. Maybe they can produce beautiful brown children who will be tomorrows leaders. Kim and Kayne, Rihanna and Chris, their children will rule the future.