Octomom at a roast at XL Cabaret in New York (10/12)

Citing the need to deal with the "anxiety, exhaustion, and stress" caused from an addiction to Xanax, Nadya "Octomom" Suleman has checked into rehab. Sorry fellas, her vagina's gonna be closed for the next month. From ABC:
"Ms. Suleman has been taking Xanax that was prescribed by her doctor to deal with her anxiety but she felt she needed a treatment program to help with her recovery," her representative said in a statement to ABCNews.com. "She will be in treatment for 28 days or more if needed."

The rep noted, "Although the rehab offered to treat her at no charge, Ms. Suleman opted to pay for the program."

Suleman reportedly left her 14 children in the care of three nannies and a couple of friends.
In Octomom's defense, she has 14 kids. It's impossible *not* to be hooked on Xanax if you have 14 kids. You know what it's called when you have 14 kids and you're hooked on Xanax? It's called "how you get through the fucking day without stabbing something." If I had 14 kids, they'd be lucky to get their litter box cleaned once a week.

*25 Octomom pictures total in the gallery:

  • Octomom In Rehab 1
  • Octomom In Rehab 2
  • Octomom In Rehab 3
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