Lindsay Lohan is stealing again

I know this may come as a complete shock to you, but around $15,000 worth of clothing came up missing after Lindsay Lohan filmed her cameo in Scary Movie 5 last month. Oh, I bet an eagle swooped in and stole the clothing to build a nest with. Via the Daily Mail:
Lindsay Lohan apparently grabbed $15,000 worth of clothing from the set of her new film, Scary Movie 5. The items were on her wardrobe racks and the actress has been accused of helping herself to them, according to a new report in the National Enquirer.

"It was the talk of the set in Atlanta," the whistleblower told the publication. "The clothes were on her wardrobe racks. Some nice tops and skirts and other items were gone. I guess Lindsay thought she was entitled to it, like free soap at a hotel."
Entitled? This is the first I've heard of Lindsay Lohan having this so-called "entitlement" attitude. Rubbish, I say!
"All the other actors knew about it, but the producers just put it down to the price you had to pay for doing business with Lindsay."
You know, as much fun as I have at Lindsay's expense, I have to call bullshit on this one. If you give a gun to a monkey and the money shoots someone, do you blame the monkey? Of course not. OK, then this isn't so much a "LiLo is a thief" story more than it's a "Scary Movie 5 producers are fucking retarded" story. And to top having Lindsay film a cameo, they also brought in Charlie Sheen. These guys are lucky they didn't show up to set the next morning with all the stereos missing from the production cars and a dead hooker in one of the bathrooms. A $15k loss is getting off easy with those two.

*5 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Wardrobe Theft 1
  • Lindsay Lohan Wardrobe Theft 2
  • Lindsay Lohan Wardrobe Theft 3
  • Lindsay Lohan Wardrobe Theft 4
  • Lindsay Lohan Wardrobe Theft 5

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