Police called to the Lohan family compound after domestic dispute

Lindsay Lohan calls 911 on Dina

"Lohan family compound" sounds so much nicer than "Lohan family crack den," don't you think? Anyways, police were called to Dina Lohan's house in Long Island early this morning after Lindsay dialed 911 and claimed that Dina assaulted her and was holding her against her will. Weird, I always party with my mom until 4AM and this kind of thing rarely happens. From TMZ:

Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ Dina was "wasted" at the nightclub. We're told the fight started when Lindsay wanted to take her limo to her NYC hotel, but Dina wanted to take it to her home in Long Island, to avoid paying for a taxi. Somehow Dina prevailed, over the intense protests of her daughter. We're told Dina scratched Lindsay's leg in the process.

So this whole fight started basically because Dina's too cheap and didn't want to take a taxi. In Dina's defense, have you ever tried to do a line of blow out of the back of a taxi? It's damn near impossible. Lindsay should have known that and been fine with her mom wanting to take the limo, what with all its flat surfaces and ample room to pass out. Ungrateful bitch! No Christmas for you this year!

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Herman Bumfudle

dina, what happened to family support. wtf. out of all the things you could have done. you'd destroy your daughters what? for what? don't ever do it again #143

HIHAN

there going to take me away away to the funny farm were life is happy and no one is guilty" Home James" VERY GOOD MRS LOHAN

Morgan

If teh family name was Kennedy instead of Lohan, you would not be reading about this. It just goes to show that some familys are more disfuntional than others, and royalty is never disfunctional.

Kate

Ummm...why couldn't the limo drop Lindsay off at the hotel and then drive her mother home? Or is that too rational a solution for these idiots?