Lindsay Lohan calls 911 on Dina

"Lohan family compound" sounds so much nicer than "Lohan family crack den," don't you think? Anyways, police were called to Dina Lohan's house in Long Island early this morning after Lindsay dialed 911 and claimed that Dina assaulted her and was holding her against her will. Weird, I always party with my mom until 4AM and this kind of thing rarely happens. From TMZ:
Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ Dina was "wasted" at the nightclub. We're told the fight started when Lindsay wanted to take her limo to her NYC hotel, but Dina wanted to take it to her home in Long Island, to avoid paying for a taxi. Somehow Dina prevailed, over the intense protests of her daughter. We're told Dina scratched Lindsay's leg in the process.
So this whole fight started basically because Dina's too cheap and didn't want to take a taxi. In Dina's defense, have you ever tried to do a line of blow out of the back of a taxi? It's damn near impossible. Lindsay should have known that and been fine with her mom wanting to take the limo, what with all its flat surfaces and ample room to pass out. Ungrateful bitch! No Christmas for you this year!

*7 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • LiLo 911 Call 1
  • LiLo 911 Call 2
  • LiLo 911 Call 3
  • LiLo 911 Call 4
  • LiLo 911 Call 5

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