Justin Bieber yacked all over stage

Justin Bieber throws up all over stage

Justin Bieber threw up all over stage twice Saturday night during the kickoff of his "Believe" tour in Glendale, Arizona. After scurrying off stage (probably to go drink more milk), he came back and told fans:

"It's hard for me, you know, not feeling great and throwing up in front of a bunch of people. Will you love me even though I'm throwing up on stage? OK, I wanted to give you my best show ever, so do you mind if I finish it?"

Damn, I've never wanted to be a roadie for Justin Bieber as bad as I do right now. Do you know how much authentic Justin Bieber throw up is going for right now on eBay? On a $/ounce basis, more than gold. That little fucker's gag reflex could put my kids through college.

*10 Justin Bieber pictures total in the gallery:

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AFan

Get Well rea soon Justin. Yor fans love you.

Becky

It would be a priviledge to clean up Justin's sweet vomit.

Mark The Man

Justin is a real trooper, who wants to give his fans their moneys worth. He is suffering from Lassa Valley Fever or some rare contagion, but still goes onstage to perform. After the show they had to put him back in an iron lung. The lad is tough.

just-inbarely

this kid is a real puke, I guess Selena's pubes down the wrong way or he just blew a roadie

Jilly

Has the evil wicked witch tried to poison poor Justin? The Fan Club has tried to warn him to beware of her.

BensDad

Sympathetic morning sickness? Is someone pregnant?