John Mayer and Katy Perry leaving Pearl restaurant in New York (10/14)

Radar reported last week that John Mayer and Katy Perry had broken up for what seemed like the fifth time in just a few months. A source said:
"John liked Katy, so he wanted to keep her in his life, but it just wasn't p to Katy's standards. She needs the guy to be on board 100 percent and she was sick of John disappearing for five days at a time, then booty calling her, then straightening up and treating her well, only to go back to his old behavior a few days later. Finally she was like 'lose my number.'"
Obviously this source is wrong because that's Katy and John leaving Pearl restaurant last night in New York. Amazing that Katy still puts up with John, what with his [allegedly] huge dong, rock star looks, and ridiculous wealth. And amazing that John still puts up with Katy, what with her huge tits, nice ass, and ridiculous wealth. It's incredible that two such hard luck cases not only met, but are also falling in love. It's serendipity, and it really brings a tingle to my heart.

*20 John Mayer and Katy Perry pictures total in the gallery:

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