Joe Simpson's gay? I'm just not seeing it . . .

Joe Simpson out and about in L.A. (10/26)

Joe Simpson was spotted in L.A. last Friday, and I'm just not seeing how these gay rumors could possibly be true. The finely manicured, bleached blonde hair . . . the slender frame . . . the head to toe matching outfit . . . the fabulous designer sunglasses -- he looks as straight as an arrow. He might as well be beating the shit out of some trucker or banging a supermodel like Tyson Beckford right there on the sidewalk.

*10 Joe Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Joe Simpson Gay Outfit 1
  • Joe Simpson Gay Outfit 2
  • Joe Simpson Gay Outfit 3
  • Joe Simpson Gay Outfit 4
  • Joe Simpson Gay Outfit 5
  • Joe Simpson Gay Outfit 6
  • Joe Simpson Gay Outfit 7
  • Joe Simpson Gay Outfit 8
  • Joe Simpson Gay Outfit 9
  • Joe Simpson Gay Outfit 10
[Pacific Coast News]
October 29, 2012
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  • joe's LGBT bff

    this is what Elton John would look like if he lost 100 pounds

  • Ew, is he trying to look like Perez Hilton?

  • t. cruisin

    let's find out if he gives massages to John Travolta, I know Joe is a pastor but I'm sure Xenu can find a place for him

  • Biff

    How bout when he goes to biker bars and takes on whole motorcycle gangs, and wins??

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