Jessica Alba hates her perfect body

Jesus, women are just insane. Even one of the hottest in the world doesn't think she's that attractive. God help us all if we ever elect one President. Via Yahoo!:
Jessica Alba reportedly refused to strip for "Sin City 2" because she isn't happy with how she looks after giving birth to two children. The actress, who has two daughters Honor Marie and Haven Garner, is said to have used body double to shoot for provocative scenes.

"She was crushed when filming began and she didn't have her original body back so she told producers she wanted a body double," a source told Life and Style magazine. Her body is incredible, but for her it's not good enough. She's cut out carbs and does the P90X Ab Ripper twice a day, but she still isn't happy."
Boy, there are few things in this world better for men than the low self-esteem of women, especially hot women. It levels the playing field for all of us. Jessica is looking damn fine these days, but she probably sees Jessica Simpson when she looks in the mirror (some dude obviously trained her well). Guys, if you're ever hitting on a particularly hot piece of ass but getting nowhere, just tell her "you're too fat for me, anyways" and, trust me when I tell you this, she'll be on her knees in the men's room stall before the hour is out. Unless you're hitting on Christina Aguilera, because that would actually be a true statement.

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  • Big Jack

    Those are old pictures. She's much skinnier now!

  • Al King

    "what a waste she wants a body double with that body she is so beauitful JESSICA PLEASE DON'T DO IT YOU HAVE A GREAT BODY sin city going to suck knowing its a body double why do the movie it so sad"!!!

  • Morgan

    I watched Bird On A Wire last week, starring Goldie and Mel Gibson. the movie is probably about 30 years old. Mel is much better preserved than Goldie. She looks awful. Actually she looks like she is about 80 years old. What Happened?

  • Morgan

    I guess someone else beat me to the comment on the old movie with Mel Gibson. Did Mel and Jessica Alba ever make a movie together?

  • Bubba

    A good body, but far from perfect.


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