Eva Longoria and Mark Sanchez split up

Eva Longoria and Mark Sanchez are no longer. She dumped his ass. I guess you could say that Mark had the love of his life wide open down the seam and he overthrew her. From Us Weekly:
After a couple months of dating, Eva Longoria and Mark Sanchez have split, a rep for the NFL star confirms to Us Weekly.

"Mark adores and respects Eva," Sanchez's rep tells Us. "It really was about scheduling more than anything else. They will remain close friends."
Read: "I finally realized I was slumming it with a dude who's never even been to the Pro Bowl."
"There was no drama," one source tells Us of the split. "They just have completely different schedules and lifestyles. He likes to go out and have fun. She's more focused on her career and her philanthropic work."
Damn it, I thought if there was a couple destined to be together for the long haul, it was Sanchez and Longoria. Well, I guess I can say my matchmaking skills are as good as Mark's throwing accuracy and Eva's acting: I wasn't even close to hitting the target. Maybe there's a chance to save this thing if either one of these two gets replaced with Tim Tebow. All they need is to have St. Tim inject his infectious faith deep inside them.

*15 Eva Longoria pictures total in the gallery:

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  • Ben Over

    I bet that's one big hispanic va jay jay. Plus, she already screwed a black guy - she's ruined

  • SevenCostanza

    Guess he got sick of hearing this plastic skank drone on about Obama. Does she really think anyone gives a rat's ass what some washed-up Hollywood nobody thinks about politics??

  • timmy tebow

    I pray to Jesus that they both grow back their virginities

  • Bubba

    I am sure this will benefit the team and the NFL as a whole.

  • Crazy_Hater

    Too bad bitch, maybe Mark realize what a fucking tool for dumb-ass Obama you are. You clueless bitch, you deserve all the shit that happens in your Liberal Loon life you stupid cunt!

  • Eater of Dogs

    She is immersed in getting The Won re elected and trashing all republicans. She doesn't have time for her soft female side. She and Sandra Fluke are hot on the trial

  • the commish

    Eva: roughing the passer 15 yard penalty 1st down
    Sanchez: intentional grounding ,tuck rule declines penalty


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