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Things aren't exactly going smoothly in Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher's divorce. Wait, Demi isn't still mad that Ashton fucked all those chicks in a hot tub, is she? I swear, she a memory like an elephant. From the New York Post:
Despite being separated for more than a year, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are still locked in a fierce private battle over the financial terms of their divorce settlement.

Sources tell us that lawyers for Kutcher, the highest-paid TV actor last year, and Moore "are trying to negotiate a settlement out of court and out of the public eye." But "they still haven't reached an agreement over money, because Ashton earned substantially more during the final years of their marriage, but he doesn't want to pay a large settlement."

And one source added that if they don't reach a private agreement, "the discussion could boil over into a public court battle."
I know we should never choose sides in a divorce, but consider me a member of Team Demi. I see Ashton as the leader of the army of self-aggrandizing shit-fucks who have reigned supreme since about 2000, so I hope she takes everything except his stupid trucker hats. Ashton was already "The Situation" back before Mike Sorrentino had even considered buying his first Ab Roller, so you'll have to pardon me for my lack of love for the cornball camera salesman. Maybe if Demi plays her cards right, she might find a new box of spray paint delivered to her home, compliments of the Home Depot. Huff, huff, pass.

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  • Jill

    I just can't understand why he cheated on Demi and why he left her. Why, he had everything a man could want. Can no one tell me why he did it????

  • Mandy

    Aashton should give it up and return to Demi. He can never be happy away from her no matter how hard he tries. Once you have the scent of Demi in your nose, you can never be happy away from her. Her lure is overpowering.

  • Norma

    Ashton is slime for what he is putting Demi through. Demi is lost without him, his loss is tearing her up physically and mentally. She is such a beautiful, tender, warm and lovinng woman. Why won't he return to her welcome arms. This woman has be wronged and hurt beyond belief all because Ashton wants to frolic with young bimbos. I beg you, do the right thing, return to Demi and beg her forgivness. Take her to bed and cuddle her.

  • Crazy_Hater

    Ashton is a worthless Piece of Hollywood Shit. Hope he get his ass handed to him by a Mack Truck the fucking loser.

  • Fran

    Poor wonderful Demi is playing hardball on the divorce, hoping that Ashton will come to his senses and realize that Demis was the best thing and the best sex he ever had. Demi's loins ache for Ashton's insertions. Her whole life has revolved around her love for Ashton, and it has been wrenched from her. She wants the love and Ashton back never to leave her again.

  • Demi should get what K-Fed's getting

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