Shakira’s breasts to no longer be small and humble

Shakira’s hot ass is pregnant

Shakira and her amazing ass (seen above in Miami in January) is pregnant. The Colombian singer has been going steady with Spanish soccer star Gerard Pique since last year, and early reports indicate that he may in fact be the father. She wrote on her website:

As some of you may know, Gerard and I are very happy awaiting the arrival of our first baby! At this time we have decided to give priority to this unique moment in our lives and postpone all the promotional activities planned over the next few days.

This means I will not be able to be a part of the iHeartRadio Music Festival, but I’m sure this weekend in Las Vegas will be spectacular and I will be closely following everything that happens there!

I’d like to thank Clear Channel and my fans for their constant love and understanding.
Big kiss!
And will see you very soon!
Shakira

Ominously, Pique is expected to miss 2-3 weeks after spraining his foot yesterday in Barcelona’s Champions League’ match again Spartak Moscow — an injury that is quite obviously the fault of the evil demon fetus in Shakira’s perfect body. Just how much havoc will little Damian wreak on those who get in his way? No one knows, my friend. No one knows.

[FameFlynet]

September 20, 2012 - 8:00 am