Ryan Lochte at Day 1 of the 2012 iHeartRadio Music Festival at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas (9/21)

When two dumb guys run into each other in the forest (and by forest, I mean a club) and no one else is around, does either form a coherent sentence? That is the philosophical question, my friends. From the New York Post:
It was the ultimate meeting of minds and hard abs this weekend in Miami: Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte and "Jersey Shore" star Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino partied together at LIV at the Fontainebleau on Saturday. Spies told us the pair were introduced by mutual friends and spent the entire night together laughing. At 5 a.m., Lochte and Sorrentino -- who this year finished a stint in rehab and drank bottled water all night, according to sources -- left the club through the back door with a gaggle of women.
"Sorrentino...drank bottled water all night..." Now I wasn't there, but if I find out that the "bottle" was sticking out of Lochte's open zipper, I wouldn't be surprised. I'm not implying that either one of these two are gay, but I am saying that Mike and Ryan are attention whores and that would at least make this an interesting story. I can imagine what a conversation between these two geniuses must have been like:

Lochte: "What spray tan looks good with a Olympic silver medal?"

The Situation: "What does 'Olympic' mean?"

*10 Ryan Lochte pictures total in the gallery:

  • Ryan Lochte The Situation 1
  • Ryan Lochte The Situation 2
  • Ryan Lochte The Situation 3
  • Ryan Lochte The Situation 4
  • Ryan Lochte The Situation 5
  • Ryan Lochte The Situation 6
  • Ryan Lochte The Situation 7
  • Ryan Lochte The Situation 8
  • Ryan Lochte The Situation 9
  • Ryan Lochte The Situation 10
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