Paris Hilton is — get this — on vacation

Paris Hilton in Maui (9/23)

Taking a break from her grueling schedule of whatever the hell it is that she does with her 168 hours of free time a week, Paris Hilton is currently on vacation in Maui. That’s her at the beach yesterday with her new boyfriend, 21-year-old model River Viiperi. The couple is staying at the Four Seasons in Wailea, which has a strict “fags aren’t allowed to touch anything because they’ll leave AIDS behind” policy. OK not really, but how perfect for Paris would that be if they did?

[FameFlynet, WENN]

September 24, 2012 - 6:30 am