Miley Cyrus in New York (8/23)

Let's just pretend this story is about Salma Hayek, and not Miley. Aw yeah, Salma. So hot. From the National Enquirer:
Miley, 19, was spotted sharing an intimate kiss with an unidentified woman at New York's trendy club The Darby on Aug. 23.

"Miley has always been outspoken over her support of gay rights," the source continued. "She even sports a small equal sign tattoo on her ring finger to signify her belief that all love is equal. So it's certainly not surprising that she's experimenting with girls before she walks down the aisle."

"Miley's having the time of her life right now," added the source. "She knows she'll have to settle down once she and Liam get hitched, but for now she seems to be living by the motto, 'Girls just want to have fun!'"
You know, I had an elaborate beating all worked out in my head for Miley. Then something totally unexpected happened. My traitor of a rod went free-agent on me and stiffened up nicely in honor of Miley's tour of Lezboland. I know I know, I'm just as shocked as you are, but in my defense there are few things hotter than 19-year-old scissoring action. 26-year-old scissoring on the other hand is disgusting and an assault on the American way of life, right Lindsay?

*15 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

  • Miley Cyrus Girl Kiss 1
  • Miley Cyrus Girl Kiss 2
  • Miley Cyrus Girl Kiss 3
  • Miley Cyrus Girl Kiss 4
  • Miley Cyrus Girl Kiss 5
  • Miley Cyrus Girl Kiss 6
  • Miley Cyrus Girl Kiss 7
  • Miley Cyrus Girl Kiss 8
  • Miley Cyrus Girl Kiss 9
  • Miley Cyrus Girl Kiss 10
  • Miley Cyrus Girl Kiss 11
  • Miley Cyrus Girl Kiss 12
  • Miley Cyrus Girl Kiss 13
  • Miley Cyrus Girl Kiss 14
  • Miley Cyrus Girl Kiss 15
[Pacific Coast News]
  • Looks like big bird!

  • cassidy

    pics or it didnt happen

  • Herman Bumfudle

    sounds delicious to me.

  • hILL BIllY raY

    girl I'z dont's no wats dem yankeez has dun to youse turnin yu intah sum Obama luvin lezbeean but yu betta git your southern pride butt down herah to TENNASSEE soz de preacher can turn yuoz backs to a normal man luver and then you can startz kissin your cuzins a yur brothah dat beez our family tradition yyyeeeehhhhaaaawwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Hater

    You reject from Roots, just STFU!

  • Vloggerazzi

    I'm betting on this marriage never happening. Especially when Liam start seeing his paycheck from Hunger Games 3 and Miley pretty much following the footsteps of Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Amanda Bynes, et al.

  • Fred

    Our national leader says gay is good, who are we or Miley to ispute The Won?

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