Michael Phelps in Miami earlier this year

When will this kid finally catch a break in life? From TMZ:

All Michael Phelps knows how to do is WIN -- the world's most medaled man hit Vegas this week and sources tell TMZ he walked off with $100,000 from a single poker game. Phelps has been touring the world with his buddies since scooping up 6 Olympic medals -- starting in the Maldives -- and last weekend, the crew took on Sin City.

According to our sources, Phelps and his buds played a cash poker game at Caesar's Palace, and naturally Phelps cleaned up with $100K in winnings. We're told Michael blew a nice chunk of it at Surrender nightclub in the Wynn.

Alright already, Mike. We get it, God shines his love on you just a little bit more than he does on the rest of us. There's no need to flaunt that fact, but just remember that a few decades ago, being born with elongated arms and tiny little legs would have landed you in a freak show. Today you're Michael Phelps, Olympic hero. A hundred years ago you would have been Bobo, the half-human half-seal boy. Just do me a favor Mike, don't go blow all your money and bet on NFL football. But if you do, I like Chicago -10 in Week 1. Trust me, I'm only wrong like half the time.

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[FameFlynet]