Lindsay Lohan arrested after leaving the scene of an accident

Wow, it's been months since Lindsay Lohan has been arrested. Thankfully, everything is right with the world again. From the New York Post:
A Manhattan chef who was hit by Lindsay Lohan's Porsche claims the starlet was "slurring" her words and "smelled like alcohol."

"They acted like I was nothing," cook Jose Rodriguez said told the Daily News hours after his early Wednesday encounter between Lohan and her two male companions. "That no one could touch her because she was rich and powerful."
Well that is a surprising. Lindsay has a reputation of standing up for the everyday man. I can't believe she would act like she was better than anyone.
The troubled "Mean Girls" actress was charged with leaving the scene of an accident two hours after the 12:30 a.m. incident in an alley between the Maritime and Dream hotels in Chelsea. She was given a desk appearance ticket and released. Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly said police don't think Lohan was intoxicated but no Breathalyzer test was performed at the scene.
But of course. Why would anyone think Lindsay Lohan would operate a motor vehicle under the influence of alcohol?
Rodriguez said he had just gotten off work at Bottega, a restaurant at the Maritime, when he "saw this car come real quick and hit me."

He said when Lohan emerged from the luxury auto, "I asked, 'Why did you do that?' She said, 'You have to get out of the way.' She told me I have to move. She was slurring. She smelled like alcohol real bad."

Rodriguez said one of the men in the car moved Lohan from the driver's seat into the back and then told him there was "no problem."

He called 911 and was taken to Bellevue Hospital, where he said doctors told him he has torn tendons and gave him morphine for the pain.
In Lindsay's defense, the fucking pedestrians in New York act like they own the sidewalk. Does it have your name on it? I didn't think so. Jerks. Guy's probably just jealous of Lindsay . . . for some unknown, strange reason that I'm sure she's already thought of.

This whole Lindsay Lohan vs. Amanda Bynes fucking up one-upmanship reminds me a lot of the McGwire vs. Sosa home run chase in 1998. And Lindsay and Amanda are both on drugs 24/7, so this analogy really works a few different ways.